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It all started one rainy day, with a conversation overheard between my mother-in-law and my five year old daughter. Granny, you see, was teaching this beautiful child the finer points of how a female should relate to her husband. It appeared that this was held as being very important in the sorority. I asked my father-in-law about it and he allowed that it had something to do with human plumbing!

Dower, intractable, disagreeable, irresolute, glum, sour, sullen, temperamental, moody, inflexible, brooding, without joy. . . . . and right there every day!

So there we have it..... the version passed down in the family of my sainted wife: "If a man speaks in the forest and his wife does not hear him, he is still wrong."

Since that time, I have become aware of variations of this same thought, passed down mother to daughter, whispered through the ages. Listed here are a few.

  • If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

  • If a man says something in the woods and his wife ain't around to hear it, is he still wrong?

  • If a man speaks in the forest and no woman is around to hear, would he still be wrong?

  • If a man says something in a forest and there his wife or no other women present, is he still wrong?

  • If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? [ NOTE: this is the George Carlin family variation ]

  • If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

  • If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

  • If a man says something but there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

  • If a man speaks in the forest & no woman hears him - is he still wrong? (from a shirt with the artwork by Dug Nap, copyright 1997) by ASaenz7340@aol.com
     
  • If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong?

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   Last updated 09/25/2010